You know about turducken, right? A chicken stuffed inside a duck stuffed inside a turkey? I tried to find a picture to post, but I have to be honest and tell you that none of them looked appetizing. Instead I have something much appealing (and calorie free!).
Courtesy of twitter and book nerds everywhere, these triple mash-up titles gave me a chuckle. And now, without further ado about nothing but the truth, I give you my top ten picks.
The Memory Keeper’s Daughter of Smoke and Lovely Bones
Play Misty of Chincoteague for Me and My Gal
The Lion, the Witch and the War of the World According to Garp
The Man Who Mistook His Reliable Wife for the Cat in the Hat
Stuart the Little Prince Caspian
Charlie and the Chocolate War and Peace
The Joy of Cooking the Very Hungry Caterpillars of the Earth
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Philosopher’s Chamber of Secrets
A Time to Kill a Mockingjay
Ender’s Hunger Game of Thrones
(If you have an appetite for more, search #literaryturducken on twitter.)